E P.S. Enclosed
is the money.
To-day, PM.
Dear Twichell—
I wrote a note to Dr Bushnell & abused you like a pickpocket—Oh I did give it to you!1
Now g you go straight off & get that book & take it to him this and try to make your peace & get yourself forgiven.2 And tell him we Clemenses thank ‸him‸ just as sincerely & as cordially as we can for letting us down so gently & so kindly. And you must say that although mother has returned to Elmira,3 we are still here & shall be very glad indeed to try to make the new acquaintanceship as pleasant as if it bore the generous [flavor] of age.
Now you go & make another lot of blunders, you splendid old muggins!
Come around, you & Harmony, & I will read to you my (bogus) protest of the Publishers against the proposed foreign copyright.4
Yrs Ever
Mark.
Good ◇ news—Susie Crane is here! Come & see her—help us worship her.
[cross-written:]Return the Doctor’s letter to me.
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Explanatory Notes | Textual Commentary
1. Ever since literature was invented, publishers have thriven at the expense of authors, & all
righteous governments have protected them in it. Would you break down this ancient & honorable precedent? Would you
strike at the root of freedom? Would you undermine the Constitution? 2. While a publisher can publish only 100 books a year & clear $50,000, almost any
author is able to write one book in two years & clear $700 on it. What more can they want? Have these men no
bowels? Would you—can you—abet them in a pernicious lust for money which moves them to
aspire in their grasping desires to the selling of their labors to two hemispheres? God forbid! . . . 5. If we stole from the shoemakers, the blacksmiths, the distillers of Europe, you might stay our thieving
hands with justice—but reflect, good Congressmen, we only steal from authors. We do not steal bread or clothes or whisky,
we only steal brains. We do not steal anything that a man can carry in his pocket, we only steal the hard-earned results of years of
study, & travel, expenditure of money & unceasing labor of hand & brain. (SLC 1872 [MT01093],
2–3, 6–7) Clemens was apparently reacting to recent efforts to pass a more comprehensive copyright law. On 11 December 1871,
a bill “for securing to authors in certain cases the benefit of international copyright, advancing the development of
American literature, and promoting the interests of publishers and book-buyers in the United States” had been introduced
in the House by Samuel S. Cox, representative from New York (Congressional Globe 1872, 2:29). It was referred to the House Library
Committee, which solicited the views of prominent American publishers. Despite significant disagreement among themselves, the
publishers were able to draft a document recommending that foreign authors be allowed to obtain copyright “upon the same
terms and conditions as are now required of an American author” (“The International Copyright
Movement—Meeting of Publishers—Appointment of a Committee to Go to Washington,” New York Times, 7 Feb 72, 8). The copyright bill languished in committee throughout 1872, however, and was finally
reported adversely in February 1873: “In the opinion of the committee such legislation was inexpedient. . . . The
committee was discharged from further consideration of the subject” (Congressional Globe 1873,
2:1164).
Source text(s):
Provenance:It is not known when Twichell’s papers were deposited at Yale, although it is likely that he bequeathed them to the
university upon his death in 1918 (L2, 570). For the enclosure see Mark Twain Papers in Description of Provenance.
Emendations and textual notes:
flavor • flar vor