London Oct. 5.
My Dear Warner—
By the enclosed it appears that I have an unknown friend in England.I was an ass to make a speech at such an awfully swell affair at 15 minutes notice s, but then the mere mention of my name, when according to ancient custom they called over the list, before soup,—my name being No.75 in a list of 250 guests, called forth a spontaneous welcome (the other names being received without this demonstration) that well-nigh took my breath away. I was so completely knocked out of time that I did not even know enough to get up & bow—a thing that makes me ashamed every time I think of it. So when they invented that toast I responded with alacrity. I made a good speech, too, but & it was received in a way that was exceedingly delightful; but it was execrably reported, & so I am disseminating the report that some impostor personated me there.1 If they had only reported one or two of the twenty other speeches made there, & butchered them, I could have stood it—but to be alone in my humiliation!
I am having a very cheerful time here (though of course you will know enough to tell my wife that I write in a rather sad va vein.) She gives me pleasant news of you & Mrs. Warner, for which I thank her. My warm regards to you both.
Ys Truly
S. L. Clemens.
[enclosure:] 2
THE SCOTTISH CORPORATION AND (From our London Correspondent.) London, Wednesday Evenibg. I understand that the Scottish Corporation |
[in ink:] Chas. Dudley Warner Esq | Cor. Forest & Hawthorne sts | Hartford | Conn. [in upper left corner:] U. S. of America. | [flourish] [on flap:] slc [postmarked:] london-w 7 oc 7 72 [and] new york [ oct 20 paid all]
Explanatory Notes | Textual Commentary
Source text(s):
Previous publication:
L5, 191–193.
Provenance:The MS was donated to CU-MARK in January 1950 by Mary Barton, a close friend of the
Warners’, who had owned it since at least 1938.
Emendations and textual notes:
Sheriff’s • [sic]
oct 20 paid all • [t] 2[o] paid [] ll [badly inked]