Dayton, O., Jan. 4.1
Friend Riley—
Heaven prosper the Minister to S. A! Amen.2
“This is my thought”—as the Injuns say (but only in novels.)3 The first day of March—or the 4th or 5th at furthest—I shall be ready for you.4 I shall employ a good, appreciative, genial phonographic reporter who can listen first rate, & enjoy, & even throw in a word, now & then. Then we’ll all light our cigars every morning, & with your notes before you, we’ll talk & yarn & laugh & weep over your adventures, & the said reporter shall take it all down—& so, in the course of a week or so, we’ll have you & Du Toits Pan5 & Du Toits other household & kitchen furniture all pumped dry—& away you go for Africa again & leave me to work up & write out the book at my leisure (of which I have abundance—very.)
How’s that?
Don’t say any thing about the book.
Never mind [ Baby Babe]—the his book won’t hurt—opposition’s the life of trade—but of course I’d rather be out first. Why didn’t you get my letter & stay there longer.6
Ys
Mark.
Explanatory Notes | Textual Commentary
slow-tongued and droll manner, which seem to be rather natural
with him than put on for the occasion. His wit runs into the
extravagant style, consisting of exaggerated facts, nonsense and
absurdities; but to use his own expression, he tacks on the
nonsense to make the facts take. (“Mark
Twain’s Lecture,” 5 Jan 72, no page) A Dayton correspondent of the Cincinnati Gazette noted on 4 January: Mark Twain arrived here this afternoon, putting up at the Beckel
House, and writing in the register, in a tolerable hand
“Sam’l L. Clemens, Hartford,
Conn.” He was assigned to room 169, and not a few
admirers of the genial humorist passed the door, and gazed
wistfully at it. Mark Twain had a whopping house to-night. He
announced this as “my first and last appearance in
Dayton,” from which it may be inferred that he is
going out of the lecture or show business. (“From
Dayton,” letter dated 4 January, 5 Jan 72, 1)
I returned to Phila from California on
the 23d ult., and remained there till
over Thanksgiving Day, and then on the 1st inst came back here. I just missed your ev’g of
lecture at the Academy of Music, Phila [on 20 November], but bro Charlie
and sisters Mary & Sophie were there. I have perfected my idea of a Diamond sifting and washing machine but
have done nothing yet towards getting it patented. I am here doing nothing but corresponding for the Alta Have not yet been to the State Depart
to be recognized as Consul Gen., but will attend to that the coming
week. Cole says a mission to the Dutch Republics of S. A. must be
created and that I must go out as U.S. Minister. We shall see but I’d like to know what I am to do in the
meantime and when you are going to be ready for the book work. I am
pretty nearly [at] the end of the money that old Sutro
gave me in San Fran and will get nothing from the Alta till the end of the present month.
Let’s hear from you. Direct to Lock-box 78 P.O.
Washington. ... You know that I have no Com. clerkship this session.
(CU-MARK) Senator Cornelius Cole of California was known to both Riley and Clemens.
Riley was again corresponding for the San Francisco Alta California, but had not regained his position as clerk
for a senate committee and was running out of money, despite what Adolph
Sutro had given him (see also 11 June 72 to Sutro, n. 2). By 16
December Riley’s credentials as consul general had been
“recognized by the President” and “by
the State Department” (“Telegraphic
Notes,” New York Tribune, 16 Dec 71,
1; “Washington Correspondence,” letter dated 16
December, Carson City State Register, 3 Jan 72,
2). Riley explained to a correspondent of the Chicago Times that he accepted the commission tendered to him for the purpose of being
able to speak officially for that government while here. Instead of
retaining it, he will probably transfer it to the proper hands here,
and return to Africa clothed with diplomatic authority to establish
such relations with Orange as shall result in securing a lasting
friendship with the United States, if not an alliance that will
eventually give us a permanent foot-hold in the “diamond
republic.” (“South African
Diamonds,” dispatch dated 18 December, Chicago Times, 21 Dec 71, 1) Clemens was replying not just to Riley’s 3 December letter,
but to a follow-up letter (now lost), sent because he had failed to
reply sooner.
Source text(s):
Previous publication:
L5, 2–4.
Provenance:The MS was offered for sale in 1924 as part of the collection of businessman
William F. Gable (1856–1921) (AAA 1924, lot 94). It later belonged to lawyer and corporate
official Owen D. Young (1874–1962), whose collection NN acquired
in about 1940 through purchase and donation.
Emendations and textual notes:
Baby Babe • Babye