Troy, Jan. 7.
Darling, I have had no chance to-day to write till now—midnight. I talked in Cohoes tonight (got your little letter, pet,) & then came here to find a good hotel.1
Last night was delightful. Pleasant audience, & then spent the night with the very pleasantest kind of people—an old bachelor named Payne, & his 3 nieces, dainty, childlike, beautiful girls of 16, 17, & 20, & each looking & seeming 3 years younger than she really was. [in margin: Iloveyou old sweetheart.] They soon got to regarding me as a sort of elder brother, & they got me up a delightful supper after the lecture, & made me stupefy them with smoke in the parlor, & let me smoke in my [bedroom ], & then let me sleep till I got ready to get up (10 AM,) & got me a hot breakfast, & 2 hours later sent me off comfortably with a stirrup cup of fresh hot coffee.2
Olive Logan had left them her autograph, with this boshy clap-trap legend of humbuggery attached:
“Yours ever, for God & Woman.”
I followed it with my signature, & this travesty:
“Yours always, without regard to parties & without specifying individuals.”
You think that is wicked, you little rascal—but it isn’t as wicked as Logan’s.3
Mr. Payne has remained a bachelor to devote his life to the rearing of those sweet little girls, & it is beautiful to see them all together, they love each other so fondly. [in margin: Sunday‸Saturday‸ morning—It is snowing, & I am lying here smoking & thinking of our “old times” of a year & more ago., Livy dear.]
Little sweetheart, I enclose Mrs. F.’s letter.4 Allie & Charley have broken it off. Well, it was to be expected. Lovers who write twice a week to each other & sit a whole evening the width of a room apart, are too awfully proper to love very much. It cost me very few pangs to hear of it.
I have answered Mrs. F at good length. Good-night, & God bless & protect my precious Livy.
Sam.
[in ink:] Miss Olivia L. Langdon | Elmira | N. Y. [postmarked:] troy n.y. jan 8 3 pm. [docketed by OLL:] 169th
Explanatory Notes | Textual Commentary
left the anteroom he particularly requested me not to
introduce him to the audience, and I told him (for he called it
“a whim of his”) that his little whim should
be respected. When we reached the stage I began, after a while, to
feel not a little nervous for fear that he would never introduce
himself. But he at last arose, and taking a semicircular sweep to
the left, and then proceeding to the front, opened something like
this: “Ladies and Gentlemen:
I — have — lectured — many — years, — and — in — many — towns, — large — and — small.
I have
travelled — north — south — east — and — west.
I — have — met — many — great — men:
very— great — men.
But — I — have — never — yet — in — all— my — travels — met — the — president — of — a
country — lyceum — who — could — introduce — me — to — an — audience — with — that — distinguished — consideration — which — my
merits deserve.” After this deliverance the house, which had
stared at me for several minutes with vexed impatience for not
“pressing the button,” was convulsed at my
expense, and gave him unremitting attention to the end. (Benton, 610–11)
Olive Logan’s notoriety grew out
of—only the in[it]iated knew what.
Apparently it was a manufactured notoriety, not an earned one. She
did write & publish little
things in newspapers & obscure periodicals, but there was
no talent in them, & nothing resembling it. In a century
they would not have made her known. Her name was really built up out
of newspaper paragraphs set afloat by her husband, who was a
small-salaried minor journalist. During a year or two
this kind of paragraphing was persistent; one could seldom pick up a
newspaper without encountering it. “It is said that Olive Logan has
taken a cottage at Nahant, & will spend the summer
there.” “Olive Logan has set her face
decidedly against the adoption of the short skirt for afternoon
wear.” “The report that Olive Logan will
spend the coming winter in Paris is premature. She has not yet made
up her mind.” . . . On the strength of this oddly created notoriety
Olive Logan went on the platform, & for at least two
seasons the United States flocked to the lecture halls to look
[at] her. She was merely a name &
some ‸rich & costly‸ clothes, &
neither ‸of these properties‸ had any lasting quality,
though for a while they were able to command a fee of a hundred
dollars a night. She dropped out of the memories of men a quarter of
a century ago. (SLC 1898, 10–11,
13–14) Like Clemens, Logan was represented by James
Redpath’s Boston Lyceum Bureau, but only in the seasons of
1869–70 and 1870–71. Her publicist (second)
husband was William Wirt Sikes (1836–83), a journalist and
also a lecturer for Redpath in 1869–71. They were married on
19 December 1871 (“Olive Logan’s New
Book,” Elmira Saturday Evening Review,
1 Jan 70, 4; Lyceum: 1869, 3; 1870, 3; NAW, 2:422–24; “Olive Logan was married . . .
,” Cleveland Plain Dealer, 20 Dec 71,
2).
My dear Mrs Fairbanks We have been very desirous of hearing from you,
Mother wrote you and Mrs Severance some weeks ago and as she has not
heard from you she feared that you did not receive it
‸the letter‸—she directed to the Herald Office
and thought perhaps Mr Fairbanks, like many
[a] gentleman was carrying it in his
pocket— I do want you very much to come to our wedding—
Do not disapoint us— Mr Clemens’ own Mother
cannot be here and I am sure that he should have his foster Mother
here— We shall have a quiet wedding, only particular
friends will be invited, and of course we are very anxious to have such friends with us— I hope
that you and Mr Fairbanks, Allie and Mr Stillwell, Mr and Mrs
Severance will come— If you are in the least undecided I
am sure that if I could see you for about ten minutes I could
persuade you to come, because I do want you so very much, that I
should grow eloquent on the subject— But I hope that you
are
not undecided. Mother’s letter to Mrs Severance was
enclosed in the one to you as she did not know her
address— With love to Allie and kind regards to the other
members of your household, I am lovingly your friend Livy L. Langdon P. S. Mr Clemens lectures in Albany tomorrow night,
then about in that vicinity until the seventeenth— We
have had letters from Charlie ‸from‸ Yokohama, he reached
there in safety after a pleasant trip— For a record of those attending the wedding, see pp.
42–44.
Source text(s):
Previous publication:
L4, 7–10; MTMF, 116, excerpt.
Provenance:see Samossoud Collection in Description of Provenance.
Emendations and textual notes:
bedroom • bed-|room