6 November–10 December 1872 • London, England, or Hartford, Conn.
(Transcript: CtHSD, UCCL 11817)
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Indeed Susie Crane is an angel,1 & it is such a comfort to me to know that if I do chance to wind up in the fiery pit hereafter, she will flutter down there every day, in defiance of law & the customs of the country & bring ice & fans & all sorts of contraband things under her wings & sit there by the hour cheering me up, & then go back home not caring two cents that her scorched feathers, & dilapidated appearance & brimstone smell are going to get her into trouble & cause her to be shunned by all proper angels as an eccentric and disreputable saint. I can believe a good deal of the bible but I never will believe that a heaven can be devised that will keep Susie Crane from spending the most of her time in Hell trying to comfort the poor devils down there.
It sounds extravagant, but if I don’t believe it I wish I may be hanged in a minute. Sue couldn’t enjoy heaven if there was supplicating suffering in sight,. Hell is in sight; because we all know that Lazarus saw Dives & heard him beseech a drop of water—which Lazarus declined to furnish.2
When Susie Crane gets to her final rest, you mark my words, the first party she will go for will be that same John W. Dives, you hear me!
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Explanatory Notes
Fair Banks Oct. 26th
My dear “Savage” I wrote you a note a few days ago, but Mr.
Fairbanks thinks he forgot to put on more than an ordinary stamp. We
are not accustomed to foreign correspondence.
As the newspaper begins to talk about you now and you seem to be the
fashion, I can afford to send you the second letter, but I stipulate
right here for an early and a double answer. Who do you think ate our wild ducks, last Friday and gathered our
flowers, and said pretty things about our home? Susie Crane and her
husband. Was n’t it nice in them to come, and to be so
pleased with everything, and to make us so happy? Is n’t
Susie an angel—I know there are places for wings on her
shoulders—and I begin to see new loveliness in Theodore.
We talked of you and we all concluded you were worth loving. The day
they left brought “Joaquin” Miller to
rhapsodize over Fair Banks. He spent a night with us and I like the
man as I had not thought to. He won us in
spite of prejudice and newspapers. Is he a villain! He certainly has
genius in rich measure—and he has grown so delicate
& gentle and unaffected. He has dropped the barbaric
element and is ambitious to seem a refined gentleman. He has shorn
his Absalom locks, he wears kid gloves and black neck-tie. What do
you believe of his domestic life? He adores you and England. They are treating you handsomely in
England—we are glad—and everybody is watching
you here—and I your anxious mother am stretching my neck
over all the great audience. I know you’ll say and do
your best and simplest
things. Don’t write newspaper letters of anything you are
to put in a book, will you? Your next book, make a fresh surprise. Joaquin Miller says, “write to
Twain & thank him for his letter to Hutton the
Publisher.[”]
Your little “after dinner”
at the Club was nice. Keep doing the nice things. Say nothing
irreverent—make your wit exquisite (as you know how) not
broad—touch lightly, rather tenderly upon departed goodness, even if it was not
greatness (see Albert memorial), and then I’ll just
settle back to my knitting and dream of your glory. Good bye—I shall send no more
cautions nor suggestions till I hear from you. I am always your loving Mother, M. M. F. For Clemens’s letter to Hotten
(“Hutton”) see 20 Sept 72 to the editor of the
London Spectator. For his
“‘after dinner’ at the Club”
see 22 Sept 72
to Conway (2nd). The speech had been reprinted in Abel
Fairbanks’s Cleveland Herald on 19
October.
Source text(s):
Previous publication:
L5, 217–219.
Provenance:Thomas K. Beecher’s letters to Ella Wolcott are part of the
extensive Beecher family collection at CtHSD, whose holdings were originally collected by Katharine
Seymour Day (1870–1964), grandniece of Harriet Beecher Stowe.