17? November 1874 • Hartford, Conn.
(MS, possibly not sent: CU-MARK, UCCL 09071)
Livy is tolerable, the rest of us well.
Sam.
The man who said I did not write the play, lied.1
Louisville
Nov 12th ’74
My Dear Clemens:
As you may be interested in the geneological revellations contained in this answer to a kind note lately received from your mother I send you the enclosed for perusal and re-posting. 2 If we are, mutually, the long lost being each of us has been in search of, what do you say to joining me in a great theologic work to commemorate the occasion? Are you devout? Did you really marry a fortune? Begad, the last stumps me. The Lampton’s were ever an unlucky set, except Mich, who is as rich as a demijon of crow-whiskey, in Missouri. 3 Leastways, run out here on a lecturing tour, and let’s reckon up the score, and have a tear generally.
Always yours
H Watterson.
Explanatory Notes
Dear Ma:— I am glad we are kin to Watterson, because
he is talented and a friend to Sam. If he were correct in his
supposition you and he would be second cousins. As it is his
grandmother’s sister who married Lewis Lampton, and
you were the daughter of Lewis’s brother Benjamin
Lampton, and the kin is on the Morrison side as to him, and on
the Lampton side as to us, but not mutual on either side, it is
too distant for blood kin, but near enough for good fellowship,
good feeling, and an approximation to kinship. Let us all join
in welcoming the new member of the family. I am getting to be distinguished myself. The
Chicago Journal and a Desmoines paper have discovered that a
brother of Mark Twain is farming near Keokuk. One of them
wonders if there is fun enough in me to see any joke in
plowing. Someone in the Clemens family eventually provided
this correct information to Watterson, whose later explanation of
the relationship conformed with Orion’s (Watterson 1910, 372).
Source text(s):
Previous publication:
L6, 286–287.
Provenance:see Mark Twain Papers in Description of Provenance.