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Add to My Citations To Orion Clemens
26 July 1875 • Hartford, Conn.
(MS: CU-MARK, UCCL 01255)
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July 26

Dear Bro—

All right. I enclose the $82. I am getting close run for money, as my income does not begin again until the middle of August.1

One item in your account strikes me curiously—“pew rent.” You might as well borrow money to sport diamonds with. I am willing to lend you money to procure the needs of life, but not to procure to so useless a luxury as a church pew. It would much better become a man to remain away from church than borrow money to hire a pew with. The principle of this thing is what I am complaining of—not the amount of money.2

All hands well. We are expecting to leave for Newport on Saturday. My love to Mollie & thank her for her interesting letter, which I purpose answering soon.3

[Yrs Bro]

Sam.

altalt

Orion Clemens, Esq
Keokuk
Iowa [return address:] if not delivered within 10 days, to be returned to [postmarked:] hartford conn. jul 27 6pm

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1 Orion’s letter requesting a loan has not been found. Clemens expected his income from the Gilded Age play to resume at the start of the new season, in mid-August (see 24–25 Aug? 75 to Perkins).

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2 In 1906 Clemens recalled that from his Keokuk chicken ranch Orion

made a detailed monthly report to me, whereby it appeared that he was able to work off his chickens on the Keokuk people at a dollar and a quarter a pair. But it also appeared that it cost a dollar and sixty cents to raise the pair. This did not seem to discourage Orion, and so I let it go. Meantime he was borrowing a hundred dollars per month of me regularly, month by month. Now to show Orion’s stern & rigid business ways—and he really prided himself on his large business capacities—the moment he received the advance of a hundred dollars at the beginning of each month, he sent me his note for the amount, and with it he sent, out of that money, three months’ interest on the hundred dollars at six per cent. per annum, these notes being always for three months. I did not keep them, of course. They were of no value to anybody.

As I say, he always sent a detailed statement of the month’s profit and loss on the chickens—at least the month’s loss on the chickens—and this detailed statement included the various items of expense—corn for the chickens, a bonnet for the wife, boots for himself, and so on; even car fares, and the weekly contribution of ten cents to help out the missionaries who were trying to damn the Chinese after a plan not satisfactory to those people. But at last when among those details I found twenty-five dollars for pew rent I struck. I told him to change his religion and sell the pew. (AD, 5 Apr 1906, CU-MARK, in MTA, 2:324–25)

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3 Neither Mollie Clemens’s letter, nor Clemens’s reply to it, is known to survive.



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MS, Mark Twain Papers, The Bancroft Library, University of California, Berkeley (CU-MARK).

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