‸ Private. ‸
Hartford, Jan. 20.
Dear Pugh–
It will be better for you & better for the Star lecturers when you get entirely disgusted [ witte with] the present stupid system & carry out your design ‸idea‸ which you mentioned to me last year1 —viz., taking all the stars in‸to‸ your own hands exclusively & running them yourself in every big city, placing tickets at $1, & giving the said stars about one-third of the gross proceeds—& never exhibiting in second-rate cities except to break journeys. You needn’t go 100 miles west of the Atlantic seaboard to make that profitable. There isn’t pluck enough in the whole gang of lecture bureausx to run a one-horse [circus. They] all mean well enough; but that isn’t sufficient. I talk ‸Sandwich Islands‸ once or twice in N. Y. about Feb. 1; Beecher talks once, Gough once.2 Why such a menagerie as we 3, ought to run ten nights each in N. Y. You could talk 3 such cards there that long & charge a dollar a head & make the very children cry for tickets. Under such circumstances would any of us care what became of the stupid absurdity that at present goes under the name of the lecture “system?” Hardly. We never would talk outside of a big city, because we’d never have any need to. And you bet your life the thing a man would be proudest of & put on the most frills about, would be, that he “belonged to Pugh’s Menagerie.” And the very first time you forgot ‸yourself‸ & tried to ring in an Olive Logan or Lilian Edgarton on the public as being anything else but shameless intruders upon the platform & the exquisitely commonplace at that, all your elephants would hoist their trumpets into the air & vamos the ranche!3 Just think how you could lay out those seven 50- ‸30-‸cent courses in Boston by charging a dollar a head & trotting out your swell literary giraffes & Cardiff Giants one after the other!—4 No use to make them promise they wouldn’t leave you for other agents—ha, you couldn’t hire them to do it! I’m sound on this question.
Ys Ever
S. L. Clemens.
Explanatory Notes | Textual Commentary
Source text(s):
Previous publication:
L5, 275–276.
Provenance:donated to PHi in 1930 by Mrs. Samuel M. Clement, Jr.
Emendations and textual notes:
witte with • witteh
circus. They • circus.— |They