[enclosures of wedding cards] 1
[on the inside envelope:]
Old Dan, my abused [roommate ]—{but who stole old Mrs. Fitch’s pies, nevertheless—& Daggett’s wood.}2
[ [on the flap:] lc ]Explanatory Notes | Textual Commentary
In looking through my desk and trunk I found
an I invitation to Mark’s wedding. I
send you the cards and envelope just as it came, minus the
outside envelope. You will observe that I carried it in my
pocket till it became dirty and worn. What he refers to on
the back of the envelope is a trick he played on me with an
old lady, the mother-in-law of S Hon. Tom Fitch,
Congressman from Nevada. Just across the hall from the rooms
occupied by Mark and I lived Hon. Tom Fitch, wife,
sister-in-law and mother-in-law. They were kind enough very
frequently to place a pie and pitcher of milk in our room as
a lunch for us when we came home at one or two
[o’cl]ock in the morning. Mark
found out where the pies were kept and stole a few during
the day when he got a chance then when something was hinted
about pies being lost by the Fitches he told them that he
had sometimes seen me coming from the room where the pies
were, but he had not the least idea that I touched them. All
this I found out long afterwards and I raised a storm about
it. Mrs Fitch had never said a word to me about
the theft, till I mentioned it, when she said she
“knew it was Sam from the way he drawled and
stammered.” The wood stealing i[s] of
a piece with the above. He would go to the end of the hall
and get an armful of Daggett’s wood (by the way
Daggett is now editor in chief of this paper) then as soon
as he opened the door backing out into our room
he would call out: “Damn it, Dan, you
hav[e]n’t been at Daggett’s
wood again, have you? It’s too bad to take so
much of his wood.” Then he would throw the wood
on the floor and make a great racket, at the same time
crying out: “Damn it, Dan, don’t make
such a noise! Everybody in the house hears you!”
All this when I was not in the house at all. It turned out
that the greater part of the wood he nipped was the property
of poor Tom Fitch—Tom was
poor then. To this day Mark takes pride in the trick he
played me about the pies and wood; but I got even and more
than even. (William Wright Papers, CU-BANC) These highjinks took place between 28 October 1863 and 29 May
1864, while Clemens and Wright were roommates in Virginia City.
Their lodgings and those of Thomas and Anna M. Fitch and the
latter’s mother and sister were in a building owned
by stockbroker Warren F. Myers and his partner Rollin M.
Daggett, who became editor-in-chief of the Virginia City Territorial Enterprise in 1874, after a
decade on the editorial staff (L1, 310–11 nn. 1, 3). Wright first published a
version of the wood theft episode in the San Francisco Golden Era in 1863, without naming
Daggett and Fitch as the victims. Thirty years later he told
about the wood and the pies in the San Francisco Examiner, virtually reproducing the
account he gave to his sister in 1874 (William Wright: 1863, 5;
1893, 13). Although he described his enclosures to his sister as
“an invitation to Mark’s
wedding,” it is clear they were the same cards and
announcement that Clemens sent to his other old friends after
the wedding. No evidence has been found that Clemens
personalized the wedding invitations. The invitations received
by Pamela and Annie Moffett (CU-MARK) and by John and
Alice Day (CtHSD), the only ones
known to survive, were probably typical: sent by the Langdons,
they were handwritten on their personal stationery. Like the
preceding note to Stoddard, Clemens’s note to Wright
appeared on the front (not the back) of the inside envelope.
Source text(s):
Previous publication:
L4, 62–63.
Provenance:donated to CU-BANC in 1953 by Henry L. Day.
Emendations and textual notes:
roommate • room-|mate
[on . . . lc • [torn away; text adopted from envelope of 6? Feb 70 to Stoddard]