Yalta, Russia, Aug. 25.1
Dear Folks—
We have been representing the United States all we knew how, to-day. We went to Sebastopol, after we got tired of Constantinople (got your letter there, & one at Naples,) & there the Commandant & the whole town came aboard & were as jolly & sociable as old friends. They said the Emperor of Russia was at Yalta, 30 miles or 40 away, & urged us to go there with the ship & visit him—promised us a cordial welcome. They insisted on sending a telegram to the Emperor, & also a courier overland to announce our coming. But we knew that a great English excursion party, & also the Viceroy of Egypt, in his splendid yacht, had been refused an audience within the last [fortnight], & so we thought it not safe to try it.2 They said, no difference—the Emperor would hardly visit our ship, because that be a most extraordinary favor & one which he uniformly refuses to accord under any circumstances, but he would certainly receive us at his palace. We still declined. But we had to go to Odessa, 250 miles away, & there the Governor General urged us, & sent a telegram to the Emperor, which we hardly expected to be answered, but it was, & promptly.3 So we sailed back to Yalta. They had told us We all put went to the palace at noon, to-day, (3 miles,) in carriages & on horses sent by the Emperor, & we had a jolly time. Instead of the usual formal audience of 15 minutes, we staid 4 hours & were made a good deal more at home than we could have been in a New York drawing-room. The whole tribe turned out to receive our party—Emperor, Empress, the eldest daughter (Grand-Duchess Marie, a pretty girl of 14,) a little g Grand Duke her brother, & a platoon of Admirals, Princes, Peers of the Empire, &c.,4 & in a little while an [aid-de camp ]arrived with a request from the Grand Duke Michael, the Emperor’s brother, that we would visit his palace & breakfast with him.5 The Emperor also invited us, on behalf of his absent eldest son & heir (aged 22,) to visit his palace & consider it a visit to him.6 They all talk English & they were all very neatly but very plainly dressed. You all dress a good deal finer than they were dressed. The Emperor & his family threw off all reserve & showed us all over the palace themselves. It is very rich & very elegant, but in no way gaudy.
I had been appointed chairman of a committee to draught an address to the Emperor on behalf of the passengers, & as I fully expected, & as they fully intended, I had to write the address myself. I didn’t mind it, because I have no modesty & would as soon write an Emperor as to anybody else—but considering that there were 5 on the committee I thought they might have contributed one paragraph among them, anyway.7 They wanted me to read it to him, too, but I declined that honor—not because I hadn’t cheek enough (& some to spare,) but because our Consul at Odessa was along, & also the Secretary of our Legation at St Petersburgh, & of course one of those ought to read it. The [Emperor [thanked us for] the address ](it was his business to do it,) & so many others have praised it warmly that I begin to imagine it must be a wonderful sort of document & herewith send you the original draught of it, to be put into alcohol & preserved forever like a curious reptile.8
They live right well at the Grand Duke Michael’s—[ ther their ]breakfasts are not gorgeous but very excellent—& if Mike were to say the word I would go there & breakfast with him tomorrow.
Ys aff
Sam.
[written across previous paragraphs:]
They told us it would be polite to invite the Emperor to visit the ship, though he would not be likely to do it. But he [dint ]give us a chance—he has requested permission to come on board with his family & all his relations [to-morrow ]& take a sail, in case it is calm weather. I can entertain them. My hand is in, now, & if you want any more emperors feted in style, trot them out.
[enclosure:]
To His Imperial Majesty Alexander II, Emp of Russia.
We are only a handful of unofficial ‸private‸ citizens of America ‸the United Stats‸, going about the world with no end in view traveling simply for recreation, & unostentatiously, as becomes our unofficial state, ‸ (& therefore we) ‸ have no excuse ‸to tender‸ for presenting ourselves before your , ‸Majesty‸ save that the desire of seeing offering our grateful acknowledgments to the lord of a land realm which, through good & through evil report, has been the steadfast friend of the land we love so well.
We could not presume to take a step like this, did we not know full well that the words we speak here & the sentiments wherewith they are freighted, are but the reflex of the thoughts & the feelings that dwell in all the hearts of all our [countrymen ], from the green hills of New England to the snow clad peaks that girt the ‸Sierras of the far‸ ‸snowy peaks of the [far‸ far ]Pacific. ‸We are few in number, but‸ Through our feeble lips speak ‸we utter [ th ] ‸ the voice of a nation!
One of the brightest pages that has graced the world’s history for many generations ‸since written history had its birth‸ was recorded by your ‸Majesty’s‸ hand when you ‸it‸ loosed the bonds of twenty million serfs, & Americans can but esteem it a priviledge to do honor to one a monarch ‸ruler‸ who has wrought so great a deed. For this, in the name of our countrymen, The lesson that was taught us then, we have profited by, & are free in truth to-day, even as we were before in name. America owes much to [Russia. ] — We sincerely trust that is indebted to her in many ways—& we sincere chief & more than all, ‸chiefly‸ for her unwavering friendship in seasons of deepes ‸our‸ greatest need. ; t That that friedship may still be hers in times to come, we all confidently pray; that she is & will be grateful to her ‸Russia‸ & to her sovereign for it, we know full well; that she can ‸will‸ ever fail will ever forfeit it by any wilful act of her own it by any ‸premeditated,‸ unjust act, [ & or ]unfair course, we it were treason to believe.
[on back of page 2 of enclosure:]
Pamela, you (not anybody else,) write to “Capt. Jno. McComb,” care Alta,” to send you the back numbers containing my letters, [& to] continue to send the paper.9 He is a splendid fellow & will attend to your request, but he’ll forget it if I write him. Tell him I told you. My love to Ma & Orion & Mollie, & to Annie, Sammy, Essie, Lou, all the family & all the friends, never by any means forgetting Margaret.10
Yrs
Sam.
Explanatory Notes | Textual Commentary
That job is over. Writing addresses to Emperors is not my strong suit. However, if it is
not as good as it might be, it don’t signify—the other committeemen ought to have
helped write it—they had nothing else to do, & I had my hands full. But for
bothering with this matter, I would have caught up entirely with my N.Y. Tribune correspondence,
& nearly up with the San Francisco corr. ( N&J1, 407–8)
Source text(s):
Previous publication:
L2, 80–85; MTL, 1:131–33, without the enclosure. The notebook copy of the enclosure was published in MTN, 78–79, and in N&J1, 406–7.
Provenance:see McKinney Family Papers, pp. 512–14.
Emendations and textual notes:
fortnight • fort-|night
aid-de camp • aid-de camp [sic]
Emperor [thanked us for] the address • [Any interpolation here is to a degree uncertain, but since some verb is necessary in order to construe the sentence, we have supplied the same words Clemens used in reporting the event on 27 August in his dispatch to the Alta California (SLC 1867 [MT00582]). Toward the end of that same newspaper dispatch, he also said, ‘Inasmuch as the Emperor approved the document’. But in chapter 37 of The Innocents Abroad, Mark Twain retained the first phrase from his Alta dispatch: ‘He thanked us for the address, and said he was very much pleased to see us’. A Russian newspaper columnist named ‘Ready Pen’ reported in an August 1867 issue of the Odessa Vestnik that ‘the Emperor was pleased to hear an address’ and that he ‘immediately reciprocated with kind words of his own’ (Startsev, 119).]
ther their • therir
dint • [sic]
to-morrow • to-|morrow
countrymen • country-|men
‸far‸ far • [Possibly dittography; Clemens wrote ‘far’ only once when he copied this draft into his notebook.]
th • [partly formed]
Russia. • [deletion implied]
& or • [‘or’ over ‘&’]
& to • [possibly ‘& ◇ to’; ‘◇’ partly formed]