New York, Apℓ15.
Dear Folks—
I need not have hurried here so fast, but I didn’t know that. I All passages had to be secured & the Twelve hundred & fifty dollars fare paid in to-day the 15th, for the Holy Land Excursion, & so I had to be here I thought—but the first man I met this morning was the chief of the Alta bureau with a check for $1,250 in his hand & a telegraphic dispatch from the proprietors of the Alta saying “Ship Mark Twain in the Holy Land Pleasure Excursion & pay his passage.”1 So we just went down & attended [ th ] to the matter. We had to wait awhile, because the chief manager was not in & we did not make ourselves known.2 A newspaper man came in to get & asked how many names were booked & what notabilities were going, & a fellow— (I don’t know who he was, but he seemed to be connected with the concern,) said, “Lt. Gen. Sherman, Henry Ward Beecher & Mark Twain are going, & probably Gen. Banks!”3 I thought that was very good—an exceedingly good joke. [in brown ink instead of black: ‸for a poor ignorant clerk.‸]
When my jolly old Captain came in, we squared accounts & then went down to look at the ship (steamer Quaker City.) She is a right stately-looking vessel.4
My book will probably be in the booksellers’ hands in about two weeks. After that I shall lecture. Since I have been gone, the boys have gotten up a “call” on me, signed by about 200 Californians.5
Don’t forget to remember me to Essie, & “Lou,” & all the folks at 1312,—& tell my pet, Annie, that I will write her just as soon as the press of business is over. I will write Katie Lampton, too. 6
Send letters to Metropolitan Hotel till further instructions.
Yrs affctin
Sam.
Scrap-book my letters in Alta. 7
Explanatory Notes | Textual Commentary
The $1,250 passage money was part of an advance against fifty letters to be written about the excursion,
the number of letters being determine by doubling Mark Twain’s usual rate of one per week over an estimated twenty-five
weeks, or five months, needed to complete the voyage between “the 1st of June” and “near the
beginning of November.” Murphy’s letter of agreement implies that what Mark Twain described in his 2 March Alta letter as an “additional expense of $500 in gold” for travel ashore was
also part of the advance (SLC 1867 [MT00529]). If the
cost of the ticket, which was specified as $1,250 in currency, or “greenbacks,” is converted to gold
($900 at the current exchange rate of 72 percent) and added to the $500 in gold, the total is
$1,400, or $28 per letter, even though Clemens’s later memory was that the rate was $20
per letter (Barrett, 96; SLC
1904, 74–75). As a check on this calculation, if we convert $1,400 gold into greenbacks, the total is
$1,944, which closely approximates Clemens’s statement to Mollie Clemens in February 1868 that he had
“only charged them for 50 letters what (even in) greenbacks would amount to less than two thousand dollars”
(22? Feb 68 to MEC).
a rumor has reached us, and it appears to have some foundation, that Mr. Beecher is not going. This will be sad
news for the Captain and may be fatal to his expedition. Mr. Beecher is the bell-wether of his flock,—where he goes they
will go, where he don’t go they will stay away from. Only seventy berths have been engaged so far, and if Mr. Beecher
backs out, a dozen or two of his flock who have promised to go will withdraw, and the Captain will be left in the lurch.
(“Is Mr. Beecher Going to Palestine?” 2 Apr 67, 2) On 13 April the Eagle confirmed the rumor: Beecher would not go. Two reasons for his withdrawal seem
plausible. First, he did not have the time to complete (let alone finish proofreading) his novel, Norwood,
which would begin to appear in the New York Ledger on 18 May and would not conclude until November 1867.
Second, he was responding to pressure from some “pew-holders who are not going to Palestine,” who had objected
to his planned absence for five months, saying “they paid high prices for seats to hear first class preaching, and they
are not going to be put off with any second rate article from a substitute for the regular pastor” (Brooklyn Eagle: “Amusements,” 13 Apr 67, 2; “Is Mr. Beecher Going to
Palestine?” 2 Apr 67, 2). As the present letter implies, Clemens himself was soon reported among the celebrities joining
the excursion. On 20 April, for instance, the New York Times ran a brief squib: “Saml. Clemens, Esq., (Mark Twain,) has taken passage in the Quaker
City for the Mediterranean excursion. He is to furnish letters while absent for a San Francisco paper” And the New
York World reporter soon included his name, among those “booked and berthed,” as one
“Samuel F. Clemens (Mark Twain)” (“Personal,” New York Times, 20
Apr 67, 2; “The Mediterranean Excursion,” New York World, 10 May 67, 2).
thoroughly repainted, refurnished, and refitted generally, together with having put in her four new tubular
boilers.... Since Captain Duncan chartered her, her upper saloons have been added to the general dining and sitting hall to enlarge
it, and the berths run now entirely underneath the main decks, and are fifty-three in number. Though their capacity is for three,
only two are to be placed in each, with one or two exceptions, as the complement of passengers, 110, will not require more.
(“The Mediterranean Excursion,” New York World, 10 May 67, 2) Clemens’s “look at the ship” occurred before it was moved from pier 14 on the
East River, within a few yards of Duncan’s Wall Street office. The ship was completely refitted and back at pier 14 by 3
June (“The Mediterranean Excursion,” New York World, 2 May 67, 5; “Ocean
Steamers,” New York Tribune, 3 June 67, 7).
Source text(s):
Previous publication:
L2, 22–26; MTB, 1:310–12, paraphrase and brief excerpts.
Provenance:deposited at ViU on 17 December 1963.
Emendations and textual notes:
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