17 May 1873 • SS Batavia en route
from New York, N.Y., to Liverpool, England
(MS: CU-MARK, UCCL 00917)
Under Way, Sat. AM1
Dear Warner—
Ask House to tell you about Whitelaw Reid. He is a contemptible cur, & I want nothing more to do with him. I don’t want the Tribune to have the book at all. Please tell Bliss not to send a copy there under any circumstances. If you feel at any time like explaining, you may tell Reid or any one that I desired this.2
I shall probably write some letters for Herald & possibly for Advertiser.3
We saw Boucicault, who, in some minor respects, is an ass. If you describe the outside of your trunk to him he can tell you what it’s got in it.
I will not consent to his having more than one-third for dramatising the book.4
Yesterday I sued a New York fraud for $20,000 damages for violating my [copyright]. 5
We send love. , to
We are all well, & jolly.
Ys Ever
Samℓ. L. Clemens
Explanatory Notes | Textual Commentary
I did not have to do
‸take‸ the initiative with House; he asked for the things
himself, & cheerfully waded through them, &
made useful corrections & suggestions. . . . Well, he
liked the Gilded Age, & tried
‸wanted‸ to do it a favor. He proposed to review it in the
New York Tribune before some other journal should get a chance to
give it a start which might not be to its advantage. But the project
failed. He said Whitelaw Reid abused him & charged him
with bringing a dishonorable proposal from Warner & me.
That seemed strange; indeed unaccountable, for there was nothing
improper about the House the proposition, &
would not have been if it really had come from House
& Warner & me. Eight or ten years
later I made the a like proposition to Col. John Hay when
he was temporarily editing the Tribune, & when I
{i.e., he} accepted it he I
inquired into the former case. He said that the explanation of that
case was, that Reid did not like House, & would not have
entertained a proposition of any kind from him. However, I had taken
House’s report at its face value; & as his
effort to do me a service had apparently gotten him into
trouble I felt that the effort & the result placed me
under a double obligation to him. I withdrew my smile from Reid,
with a & did not speak to him again for
twelve or thirteen years—1886; then I asked him to do a
certain kindness for House, & he said he would,
& kept his word. (SLC 1890, 6–9) The exchange with Hay occurred in 1881, when William D.
Howells wanted to review The Prince and the
Pauper for the Tribune. Hay published
Howells’s review on 25 October (Howells 1881), after requesting advice from Reid,
who counseled: As to Twain. It isn’t good journalism
to let a warm personal friend & in some matters literary
partner, write a critical review of him in a paper wh. has good
reason to think little of his delicacy & highly of his
greed. So, if you haven’t published it yet, I wld. think
of this point before doing so. If you have, there’s no
harm done. But, as you remember we agreed, years ago, a new book by
Twain is not (as he modestly suggested) a
literary event of such importance that it makes much difference
whether we have our dear friend Howells write the review, or whether
indeed we have any review. (Reid to Hay, 25 Sept 81, RPB-JH; see also Monteiro and
Murphy, 53) The last sentence alluded to Clemens’s letter
of 20 April 1873 to Reid, which had clearly offended. In 1907, long
after Clemens had quarreled with House over the dramatization of The Prince and the Pauper, Clemens expanded his
account of his estrangement from Reid: Reid and Edward H. House had a falling out. House
told me his side of the matter, and at second-hand I got
Reid’s side of it—which was simply that he
considered House a “blatherskite,” and
wouldn’t have anything to do with him. I ranged myself on
House’s side, and relations between Reid and me ceased;
they were not resumed for twenty-two years; and then not cordially,
but merely diplomatically, so to speak. . . . In justice to Reid I
confess that . . . I found out that he was right concerning Edward
H. House. Reid had labeled him correctly; he was a blatherskite.
(AD, 28 Aug 1907, CU-MARK) Reid confided his own version of the matter to Kate
Field, in a letter of 17 July 1873: [George W.] Smalley and
yourself both speak of Mark Twain. I hear he says that he has a
quarrel with The Tribune. If so, it is simply
that The Tribune declined to allow him to
dictate the person who should review his forthcoming novel. His
modest suggestion was that Ned House should do it, he having
previously interested House in the success of the book by taking him
into partnership in dramatizing it. There is a nice correspondence
on a part of the subject which would make pleasant reading; and if
Twain gives us trouble, I’m very much tempted to make him
a more ridiculous object than he has ever made anybody else.
(Whitelaw Reid Papers, DLC) The “nice correspondence” must have
included Clemens’s letter of 20 April 1873 to Reid. (For
Clemens’s planned revenge on Reid, see N&J2, 355–56, 417–25; for
Smalley, see 11 June 73 to Miller, n. 2.
Who would have thought it? The extremely staid and
dignified Boston Advertiser has actually
engaged “Mark Twain” to contribute to its
columns; and he will soon begin to be funny at so much per 1,000
words. I did not think this of the Advertiser; but then the world moves, and even the Advertiser must move with it. (Colstoun 1873) No 1873 travel letters from Clemens to the Advertiser have been found.
I made a mark in the index opposite to each of the
ones I liked; gave him the book & told him I would prefer
that he should use one of the sketches thus
marked. Traveling on the Erie road yesterday (May 15) I
found the newsman Blauvelt selling this pamphlet with this
extraordinary feature in the title page: “Revised
& selected for this work, by Mark
Twain!” I never rev And furthermore, the
pamphlet contained five of my sketches
instead of one. And furthermore still, it contained ‸(with my
name attached)‸ a bit of execrable rubbish entitled
“A Self-Made Man,” which I never
wrote!—could not write, indeed, unless freighted
with more
My sketches are copyrighted in my own name. I consider a volume of them worth (to me) not
less than $25,000, & certainly would not
publish a volume of them unless I felt sure of getting that much for
it—one of my reasons being that I consider that an author
cannot bunch a mass of disconnected humorous sketches together
& publish the same without sickening the public stomach
& damaging his own reputation. (SLC 1873 [MT01119],
2–4) The Such pamphlet had reprinted five sketches from A Curious Dream; and Other Sketches (SLC 1872): “A Curious
Dream,” “My Late Senatorial
Secretaryship,” “The New Crime,”
“Back from ‘Yurrup,’” and
“More Distinction.” It also included “A
Self-Made Man” and several other sketches by unidentified
authors. The sixty-three-page pamphlet bore the title Fun, Fact & Fancy: A Collection of Original Comic
Sketches and Choice Selections of Wit and Humor on its paper
cover. The title page read A Book for an Hour,
Containing Choice Reading and Character Sketches. A Curious Dream,
and Other Sketches, Revised and Selected for This Work by the Author
Mark Twain (BAL 3352). In a bill of complaint prepared on 16 May by attorney
Simon Sterne (to whom Clemens had been introduced by Edward House
{House to Sterne, 16 May 73, CtHMTH}), Clemens sought an injunction
to prevent any further sales of the pamphlet, payment to him of all
profits realized, payment of $25,000 damages (not
$20,000, as he told Warner), and reimbursement for
“the costs and disbursements of this action”
(Sterne, 4; Feinstein, 15–22). On 19 May a New York
Supreme Court justice granted a temporary injunction, which was made
permanent on 12 June. The case was resolved on 11 July, when the
original injunction was modified to allow Such to publish one of the sketches that Clemens had originally
selected. Clemens was awarded ten dollars in costs, but no profits or
damages. Such was not allowed to use the nom de plume “Mark
Twain” on the pamphlet’s title page, and could
merely state on its cover that it contained “amongst other
things a Sketch by ‘Mark Twain.’” Such
understandably did not reissue his pamphlet under these new conditions
(documents relating to Clemens v. Such, CtHMTH; Feinstein, 38–44).
Source text(s):
Previous publication:
L5, 367–370; MTLP, 76–77.
Provenance:donated to CU-MARK in January 1950 by Mary Barton
of Hartford, a close friend of the Warners’, who had owned it
since at least 1938.
Emendations and textual notes:
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