‸ ☞Don’t make a d—d mistake, now, & send both these letters to Dubuque.
‸
Dear Fuller,
You old fool. Why don’t you publish your private letters in book form? They would take like everything. Write me a humorous lecture on California, as soon as you [can. Or ]if you will furnish the humor, I will get up the statistics.
Bully for you and Clapp.2
Those societies out there can’t afford to pay much, & I have been thinking it would be well to get in with them by means of low prices now, & then charge them heavy next season. But you know more about business than I do. If you think well of what I have said in the enclosed letter, mail it—if not, don’t.3 I expect to arrive in New York (at the Everett House, Union Square,)4 two days hence (viz. Monday, 17.th.) Then I’ll talk to you. A Pittsburgh society offers me $100 to preach in November—open their course for them.5
Speaking of “courses,”6 I have mine, now. Please forward one dozen Odorless Rubber Cundrums—I don’t mind them being odorless—I can supply the odor myself. I would like to have your picture on them.7
Yrs
Mark.
Explanatory Notes | Textual Commentary
Source text(s):
Previous publication:
L2, 240–241.
Provenance:
CLjC acquired this letter in July 1966, as part of a larger Fuller collection.
At the time of acquisition, a note by Fuller, probably written in the 1890s or even later, accompanied the letter:
“Probably I covered something here not adapted to general reading. I think the above was written to indicate the date of
his speech on The Weather which I know much about. [in
ink:] I walked with him through Union Square just before sunset 3 hours before that speech.” Since Clemens gave his
“weather” speech on 22 December 1876 to the New England Society of New York, at Delmonico’s
restaurant, Fuller’s description is either mistaken, or intended for some other letter, now lost.
Emendations and textual notes:
Hartfd 000 000 • [This reading of the MS is doubtful because the meaning of the six characters represented here as zeroes is not known. Despite some appearance to the contrary, these “zeroes” are not superscript and in fact rest on horizontal rules present in the MS but not visible in the following illustration.]
can. Or • can.— |Or