This certificate entitles the holder, Mr. Joseph S. Albright, to first-class complimentary passage for the round trip, per comet, with the privilege of exploring the constellations at his leisure.
By Order—
Mark Twain
Joseph S. Albright, Esq1
Dear Sir:
I am cheerfully furnishing complimentary tickets to all the hard-coal people (for the round trip,) because my wife owns in a soft-coal mine & she wants to get rid of the opposition.2
The comet will call for you in due season, & you shall be delivered at home again, whole & sound & glad you went, when the voyage is done.3
Ys Truly
Samℓ. L. Clemens


Joseph S.4 Albright Esq
Scranton
Pa. [in upper left corner:] Personal.
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[docketed:] Mark Twain
[and in pencil, in another hand:] Clemens |
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Explanatory Notes | Textual Commentary
Advertisement.
This is to inform the public that in connection with Mr. Barnum I have leased the comet for a term of years; and I desire also to solicit the public patronage in favor of a beneficial enterprise which we have in view.
We propose to fit up comfortable, and even luxurious, accommodations in the comet for as many persons as will honor us with their patronage, and make an extended excursion among the heavenly bodies. We shall prepare 1,000,000 state rooms in the tail of the comet (with hot and cold water, gas, looking glass, parachute, umbrella, &c., in each), and shall construct more if we meet with a sufficiently generous encouragement. We shall have billiard rooms, card rooms, music rooms, bowling alleys and many spacious theatres and free libraries; and on the main deck we propose to have a driving park, with upwards of 10,000 miles of roadway in it. We shall publish newspapers also.
departure of the comet.
The comet will leave New York at ten P.M. on the 20th inst., and therefore it will be desirable that the passengers be on board by eight at the latest, to avoid confusion in getting under way. . . . No dogs will be allowed on board. . . .
first class fare
from the Earth to Uranus, including visits to the Sun and Moon and all principal planets on the route, will be charged at the low rate of $2 for every 50,000,000 miles of actual travel. A great reduction will be made where parties wish to make the round trip. . . . The entire voyage will be completed, and the passengers landed in New York again on the 14th of December, 1991. (SLC 1874)
The article was widely reprinted, among other places in the Elmira Gazette on 10 July and the Elmira Advertiser on 14 July. Albright had seen one such reprint and written to Clemens about it. Barnum himself wrote on 16 July, telling Clemens, “I owe you a thousand thanks for taking me into partnership” (CU-MARK; Peter Lancaster Brown, 84, 127; Kronk, 58, 60–61; “Brief Mention,” Hartford Courant, 20 June 74, 2; “The New Comet,” New York Times, 21 June 74, 5; “A Curious Pleasure Excursion,” Elmira Gazette, 10 July 74; “Mark Twain’s Enterprise,” Elmira Advertiser, 14 July 74, 3).



Previous publication:
L6, 191–192.
Provenance:
donated in 1942 by Robert W. Bingham, the director of NBuHi from 1929 to
1952.
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