Dec. 31./74.
We implore the Indignant Subscriber to bear with us yet a little while. We are really only just today getting things fairly going. Please acknowledge receipt of today’s edition. It is unusually full & complete.
The Publisher 1
T. B. Aldrich, Esq2
Explanatory Notes
After sending Aldrich one photograph of myself a day for a week, he discovered the joke &
protested against the infliction. So on New Year’s eve I sent him 45 envelops of all possible sizes, containing
an aggregate of near seventy differing pictures of myself, house & family. It loaded the postman down. A few days after, came this letter from Aldrich. S. L. C. On the back of the envelope, Aldrich wrote a note to be read before the letter itself: It is no use for that person to send any more letters here. The post-office at this point is to be
blown up. Forty-eight hogsheads of nitro-glycyrrhirine have been surreptitiously introduced into the cellar of the
building, and more is expected. R. W. E., H. W. L., O. W. H and other conspirators in masks, have been seen flitting about
the town for several days passed. The greatest excitement combined with the most intense quietness reigns at Ponkapog. T. Bayleigh. In facetiously casting Ralph Waldo Emerson, Henry Wadsworth Longfellow, and Oliver Wendell Holmes as masked
conspirators, Aldrich may have planted the seed for Clemens’s playful depiction of them as tramps in his famous
Whittier dinner speech of 17 December 1877 (see MTHL, 1:212; Fatout 1976, 110–15). Aldrich’s
letter read: Of the “near seventy” pictures Clemens claimed to have sent on 31 December, and the
twenty Aldrich acknowledged receiving, only the present inscribed drawing is known to survive. Aldrich may have alluded to
the cover of Mark Twain’s Sketches. Number One. Its engraving, which depicted a
bespectacled frog reclining under a toadstool, smoking, and reading the pamphlet, was printed in at least two different
background colors, orange and green, both on gray-green paper; in neither one, however, was the frog yellow (copies in CU-MARK and DLC;
7 May 74 to Spofford). He also alluded to chapters 10 and
11 of Roughing It, in which Clemens cited Thomas J. Dimsdale’s The
Vigilantes of Montana, or Popular Fustice in the Rocky Mountains. Being a Correct and Impartial Narrative of the Chase,
Trial, Capture and Execution of Henry Plummer’s Road Agent Band (1866) (see RI 1993, 64, 69, 585–88, 811, 1034).
Source text(s):
Previous publication:
L6, 336–38; Greenslet 1908, facing 114, MS facsimile; Bookman 31 (June 1910): 372, MS facsimile.
Provenance:Donated by Talbot Aldrich in June 1943.