Dan Slote’s—
Thursday, 9 A.M.
Good luck, sweetheart!
The Amenia train has been changed to 3.30 instead of 4, PM., & so it is just right. I can arrive there at 7.21, whoop my lecture & clear out again.1
I was so tired last night that I slept soundly in the cars & really feel refreshed this morning—a rare experience in Railway travel. I read 3 pages of Robinson Crusoe, lost & found the book some twelve or fifteen times, & finally lost it for good a couple of hours ago. It is just like me. I must have a nurse.
Dan has just come in, & says he has already selected a Doré for me (for you) & ordered it [ expr ] to be expressed to Elmira to-day.2 Tell Mrs. Susie that I leave my Don Quixote in her keeping till I come, & I hold her strictly responsible for it. And she might as well abuse Livy as abuse that book. Which she is not likely to abuse Livy, & so she will take care of the Don.3
Livy dear, suppose you take a Philadelphia Bulletin notice & part of a Boston Advertiser notice (cutting out & destroying the paragraph of synopsis in the latter,) & mail them to the Oswego man—you need not write anything, but just put them in an envelop & mail them to him. Will she?—she’s a good girl.4
I feel right well this morning.
I can’t write worth a cent, now, because a friend5 whom I do not like particularly well is standing around talking to me, & I am getting irritated with his gabble.
Give my warm love to all the loved ones at home, & be you at peace & happy, my own little darling.
Sam
Miss Olivia L. Langdon | Elmira | N. Y. [return address:] slote, woodman & co. blank book manufacturers, 119 & 121 william st., bee. fulton and john, new york. [postmarked:] new york jan 6 2 [p.m]. [docketed by OLL:] 168th
Explanatory Notes | Textual Commentary
Mark Twain, the celebrated humorist, was honored
last night with one of the largest audiences ever assembled in the
Academy of Music. He lectured upon “The Sandwich
Islands,” and mingled with much very interesting
information a vast amount of humorous anecdote, witty allusion, and
of that odd, incongruous, surprising divergence from his theme,
which is his charming characteristic. Mr. Clemens deserved the
compliment bestowed upon him. We regard him as the very best of the
humorists of his class. He is more extravagant and preposterous than
John Phoenix; he is superior to Artemus Ward, not only in the
delicate quality of his humor, but because he has a decent regard
for the English language, and does not depend for his effects upon
barbarous orthography. Josh Billings is not to be compared with him.
Billings is merely a proverbial philosopher who has some wit, plenty
of hard common sense, a shrewd knowledge of human nature, but not
one particle of genuine, irrepressible fun. He has said some good
things, but they are all marred by the wretched spelling which the
author considers necessary to his success. Mark Twain indulges in
humor because it is his nature to do so. It is impossible to read
his productions or to hear him speak without being impressed with
the conviction that his cleverest utterances are spontaneous,
natural, unpremeditated. Like all men of his temperament he has a
hearty hatred of sham, hypocrisy and cant, whether in religion,
social life or politics. Some of his sturdiest blows have been aimed
at the follies of the times; and we believe that he may, if he
chooses, exercise a very considerable influence as a reformer.
Ridicule, cleverly used, is one of the most powerful weapons against
pretension and humbug; for it not only robs them of their false
dignity, but it appeals strongly to the popular reader, and finds
ready acceptance where serious discussion would not be permitted. We
do not suppose that Mr. Clemens has any notion of starting out upon
a mission of reformation; but unconsciously he may do a good work in
this direction, while at the same time he furnishes the nation with
the purest and best entertainment in his lectures and his screeds.
There may be some who will regard his calling as of smaller dignity
than that of other men. Perhaps this is the class with which he is
at war. The mass of intelligent people will agree with us that
genuine humor is as rare and excellent a quality as any other, and
that it is as respectable to amuse mankind as to stupefy them. The
number of persons engaged in the former work is small; those who
attempt the latter abound in quantities. (“Mark
Twain,” 8 Dec 69, 4, clippings in Scrapbook 8: 61, 63,
CU-MARK) Clemens emphasized “Oswego” to distinguish it from Owego, New York. For Olivia’s response, see 10 Jan
70 to OLL (2nd), n. 8.
Source text(s):
Previous publication:
L4, 1–2; LLMT, 361, brief paraphrase.
Provenance:see Samossoud Collection in Description of Provenance.
Emendations and textual notes:
expr • [‘r’ partly formed]
p.m. • p.m [] [badly inked]