To the Editor of the New-York Times: 1
In this morning’s issue you print what purports to be a letter from me to the Greenwich Street Grammar School. As I have not written such a letter, I suspect that the deception was only intended as a harmless diversion, [& ] the only mistake was in forgetting to post the reporters & thus keep it out of print. It has not grieved me in the least, & I only make this correction because the thing has put me in the rather uncomfortable attitude of seeming to palm off upon a company of confiding pupils a “cure for a cold” which I published in a San Francisco newspaper ten years ago. It would be bad enough to plagiarize somebody else—it is worse when I seem to plagiarize myself. I am much more complimented than distressed by the gentle deception, but I feel that it would not be just right to let the idea get abroad that I calmly & complacently play such deceptions myself; for that would soon undermine a moral character which I have built up with infinite pains & incredible expense.
Explanatory Notes | Textual Commentary
Hartford, Conn.,
Oct. 5, 1874.
Miss K. W. White:
Dear Madam: I regret exceedingly being
unable to accept your kind invitation (also Mr. P. G.
Duffy’s) to be present at your Commencement
exercises, but the annoying and vexatious illness which still
hangs about me, together with some business engagements, will
prevent. The illness to which I refer is a severe cold which I
took in New-York last Winter during the lecture season. Perhaps
the recital of how I tried to cure this cold may be of interest,
and may serve instead of the few remarks you so politely asked
me to make to the friends and pupils. Here followed a heavily edited and embellished
version of “How to Cure a Cold,” based on the
edited text Clemens had reprinted in the 1867 Jumping Frog book, which in turn derived from the original
publication in the San Francisco Golden Era
for 20 September 1863 (see ET&S1,
296–303). The ostensible letter concluded:
“After all this experience you cannot wonder that I dread
going to New-York, and feel obliged to decline your kind invitation.
Wishing you a successful and pleasant time, I remain, very
respectfully, S. L. CLEMENS, (Mark Twain.)”
(“Mark Twain’s Cold,” New York Times, 9 Oct 74, 8).
Source text(s):
Previous publication:
L6, 249–250; “Mark Twain’s
Cold,” Hartford Courant, 13 Oct 74, 2.
Emendations and textual notes:
& • and [here and hereafter]
Mark Twain • Mark Twain
Hartford • Hartford,