The Langham
July 1. P.M.
My Dear Miller—
I meant to go to Paris tomorrow, but am relieved of that necessity until next day. Am going to try to get to the Cosmopolitan Club about half past ‸ten or‸ eleven tomorrow eve—if you intend to go there can you come by for me? Drop me a line, please.
Yrs Sincerely
S. L. Clemens.
July 2—Can’t you drop in, to-night, [say ]half past 10 or quarter to 11?1
Mark
Explanatory Notes | Textual Commentary
Last evening I dined at Geo. W.
Smalley’s, No. 8 Chester Place, Hyde Park Square, the
first time I have ever been in this new residence of his. It is
a comfortable, and good sized house, newly and tastefully
furnished, Mr. Smalley evidently having taken some hints on the
subject from Mr. Geo. H. Boughton, the artist, especially in the
matter of oak and walnut furniture and Venetian glass. The company consisted of Mr. &
Mrs. Smalley, a Miss White of New York, a pleasant girl and
friend of Horace Greeley’s daughters; Mrs. Mack, her
sister; Mrs. Jones, an Irish literary lady; Mr. Herbert Spencer
the political writer; Mr. Clements (Mark Twain) and his pretty,
dark eyed wife, myself, and Mr. & Mrs. Thomas Hughes.
I sat between Mrs. Jones and Miss White. We were a small, but
joyous party and had a great deal of fun, Mark Twain being our
principal source of amusement. He speaks with an inconceivably
comical drawl, which seems natural, but which one occasionally
suspects is put on in order to turn over in his mind what he
shall say before he utters it. His remarks were all shrewd, his
language terse and appropriate, and his manner entirely free
from affectation. His pretty wife has a girlish appearance, is
lithe and graceful of figure, is a brunette of decided spirit
and does not look to be more than 25 years old. She is evidently
very fond of her lord. I found him familiar with the writings of
all our early humorists, Jack Downing, Judge Longstreet and
others; and judging from his good memory and familiarity with
their best stories, I am sure that his wit received an impulse
first from theirs. Mr. Herbert Spencer is a chippy sort of man,
and is too deeply immersed in political speculation to be a good
table talker. He dresses badly and wears a big black
neck-handkerchief, which don’t look well among white
ties at a dinner table. (Moran,
35:217–20) Moran alluded to painter and illustrator George Henry
Boughton (1833–1905). Thomas Hughes (1822–96)
and his wife, Anne Frances (“Fanny”) Ford (b.
1826 or 1827), may have met the Clemenses for the first time on this
occasion. Hughes was a novelist and biographer, best known for Tom Brown’s School Days (1857),
the story of a student at Rugby, which influenced English ideas on
boarding schools. He had served as a member of Parliament for
Lambeth, and as London correspondent for the New York Tribune, to which he still contributed
occasional letters. Herbert Spencer (1820–1903) was
already well known for his philosophical application of evolutionary
principles to sociology, ethics, and education. His most recent
works were the second volume of The Principles of
Psychology (1872) and The Study of
Sociology (1873). In 1906 Clemens recalled meeting Hughes
and Spencer at this time, the latter specifically at “a
dinner at Smalley’s” (AD, 22 Mar 1906, CU-MARK, in MTA, 2:232; Joseph J. Mathews, 17–18, 34, 36, 173;
Trory, 44). It is not known whether Clemens went on to the
Cosmopolitan Club as he had planned, but an autobiographical note
among his papers reads simply: “The Cosmopolitan
Club—Tom Hughes, Lord Houghton, Robert Browning, Lord
Kimberley &c” (CU-MARK).
Source text(s):
Previous publication:
L5, 394–396.
Provenance:deposited at ViU by Clifton Waller Barrett on 17 December 1963.
Emendations and textual notes:
say • say | say [rewritten for clarity]